you are deluded xx
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Lauren ♦ 16 ♦ California ♦ Team Realistic
I AM THE ULTIMATE TROLL. SOMETIMES WHEN I'M HIGH, I DON'T REMEMBER HALF THE STUFF I WRITE. LIKE ALL OF THIS STUFF.

Had a dream, i was homeless, woke up, still homelss.

George Shelley is my husband, no arguments. I claimed him on September 17th, 2012.

Your're all basic bitches in my world of peasants. so step aside and let the queen do her thing.

i know you love me.
xoxo
gossip girl.

Hey, if ya’ll could read and review my new fanfiction, that would be great.

its called romance revenge.

im seriously fuckin begging here.

luff you.

my5beautifulidiots:

At first i was like wow fetus Liam could dance!!

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And then i noticed Harry… 

can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me please

(Source: shire-slut)

whhoreforhoran:

harrystyles-takemehome:

I will follow every single one of you amazing motherfuckers. 

your going to have to follow the entire fan base

(Source: onesiehaz)

Larry Shipper: I'm not personally a fan of Eleanor, their relationship always seems a bit forced.
Elounor Shipper: I think Larry shippers are a bit delusional because they believe two best friends have a romance.
Haylor Shipper: OmG I lOvE HaRrY aNd TaYlOr?! CaN't YoU sEe ThEyRe ToGeThEr!? PeRfFfFfF?!
Larry Shipper: I would rather ship Elounor for the rest of my life than believe in that shit.
Elounor Shipper: Where do I buy my ticket for the SS Stylinson?

some styles are good on their own and do not need to be taylored

(Source: ziami)

zerrie:

ARE THEY REALLY HOLDING HANDS

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YOU KNOW WHAT TAYLOR

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ollymurs:

omg im sry but taylor is so uncoordinated i feel like if they ever have sex she’ll like flop around and fall off the bed and like have to crawl back up and like fart or something id k what im syain gim alguhging so hard aoiejrgt